MEDICAL ADVISORY

DO I HAVE TDSTDSTDS?

Trump Derangement Syndrome

Clinical Self-Assessment Tool

COMMON SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

  • Inability to objectively evaluate policies
  • Experiencing anxiety at the sight of red hats
  • Comparing politicians to Harry Potter villains
  • Selective outrage based on party affiliation
  • Uncontrollable urge to check Twitter/X for outrage content

* This is a satirical assessment tool. TDS is not recognized by the DSM-5. Side effects may include cognitive dissonance and unexpected self-reflection.